Um...
Topic: Overheard

"I don't want a purple nipple." (Walter to DeShaun)

I can't explain it... wish I could.

Men are the weaker sex
Mood:  incredulous
Topic: Overheard

I was rubbing Walter's neck today while watching Sportscenter, and I apparently rubbed a little too hard.

"Stop!  That doesn't feel good!"

"What, its just a massage!"

"Its not a massage, its a ma-hurt."

How do you argue with that?

Why We Keep Him Around...
Mood:  cheeky
Topic: Overheard
"I need a crap and a nap." - Petr, my sister's fiancé, after enjoying a heart Christmas mornming breakfast.